COME ON, brain! I just want to sleep!

I’ve had less than three hours of sleep in the past thirty-six hours. My body is exhausted but my head is wide awake. Somebody hit me with some chloroform or something. Dang!

empire37:

hiilikedragons:

I just want to bathe in peace

Pervert puppy has come to spy on you

If only it was just spying. He tries to actively participate. Drinking the bath water, licking suds off my arms, pushing stuff around on the side. He’s a giant lab and he’s literally ALWAYS in your face.Punkin, however, just stares at you and smiles. It’s cute for a while but then it gets really creepy. I have another four days with these guys.

empire37:

hiilikedragons:

I just want to bathe in peace

Pervert puppy has come to spy on you

If only it was just spying. He tries to actively participate. Drinking the bath water, licking suds off my arms, pushing stuff around on the side. He’s a giant lab and he’s literally ALWAYS in your face.

Punkin, however, just stares at you and smiles. It’s cute for a while but then it gets really creepy.

I have another four days with these guys.

asker

gambitsobsession asked: The anons are referring about /post/98824124043/ where your theme makes replies, rather than just comments in a reblog, to a post larger and highlighted in the list of notes underneath. It's confused me a couple of times in the past on blogs with similar themes!

OHHHHH okay I know what you’re talking about. Yeah, if you look at the notes of a post on my blog page they’re all big and funny.

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

(via shingekinowholock)

I just want to bathe in peace

I just want to bathe in peace

asker

Anonymous asked: I mean, does the big and highlighted comment mean you're going to do a bender au

I don’t know what big highlighted comment you’re talking about, but no, a bender AU isn’t on my to-do list.

Two things I’ve learned tonight.

1. Don’t take anxiety medication on an empty stomach and then go to Zumba.

2. Don’t go to Zumba with childofdragons because she will make you look like a wimp.

asker

Anonymous asked: HI :) Is teacup's highlighted comment an insinuation of a future drabble series?

I’m confused— huh?

asker

Anonymous asked: Avanna just said she would like someone to write a story for her newest Hiccstrid sketch where they are taking a bath in the cove. I think you would be the perfect person to write it since you are our smut queen.

First things first, I’m no smut queen— you must have mistaken me for nefertsukia.

Seccondly, I would write an entire novel if avannak so desired. She could chain me to a typewriter in her dungeon with Basement Dean and demand writings to go with her every whim, and I would happily carry out my duties as a hunchbacked minion for the rest of my days. That said, I’ve already made the mistake of jumping too eagerly onto Avanna’s ideas. When the requests came in for feral!hiccup, I admired hers so much that I copied some of her concepts for what I thought was going to be a one-time drabble. Now that Wild Hearts has become such a clusterfuck, I deeply regret using her ideas. It wasn’t/isn’t fair to her, and I wish I could go back and do a lot of things differently. SO. Since then I’ve kept a wide berth of other author’s material. That’s why if you guys ever ask me to do anything related to anybody else’s drabbles/art/headcanons, I throw on the breaks pretty quick. Like the incognito firebender!hiccup thing. It’s extremely flattering that anyone thinks I could even do Avanna justice, but it’s become more comfortable for me to just say NAH altogether. 

Like I said, if Avanna wanted me to write for her, I’d probably chew my own fingers off in eagerness, but until I know I have her approval I’m not getting near any of her material. 

asker

Anonymous asked: What do you think about firebender!Hiccup in a village of water benders, where his abilities would be generally frowned upon because fire=dragons?

I swear sometimes I think you guys are TRYING to get me in trouble.